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October 26, 2005

Talking Baseball

Filed under: Uncategorized — Cheryl @ 1:16 pm

The fall classic is winding down. Sorry Houston fans but it does seem to be winding down despite some very valiant efforts on the Astros’ part. I mean it. Last year St. Louis just sort of rolled over and handed it to Boston. Houston is trying and it shows. Plus, I am not really a Sox fan so if Houston makes a comeback, ok then. Yet with only four games left (maximum) it is indeed winding down, and as it does, I take time to reflect on my baseball-laden upbringing.

My father was a baseball nut. That term doesn’t even convey it. Worship might. My mom was right behind him. They went to ballgames, and hockey games, for dates. My mom used to listen to Twins games on the radio way up in Northern Minnesota (so far north that she was without a TV until she was a teenager, hence the radio). My dad was almost a pro umpire and he used to do games for the park district. I can still see him in his uniform yelling “STRIIIIKE!”

When I was four, my dad took me with him and my sister to my first baseball game. We were up on the upper deck on the outfield in the Metrodome. I remember that game because it was the Twins’ last game in their old uniforms and they threw them up into the stand. I was there, looming over Kirby Puckett’s head. From that point on, my family regularly attended games—two or three each summer—sneaking in our own food, mashed into hard blue plastic chairs, staring up at that domed roof.

Are there many families who plan summer vacations around baseball? Mine did. One year we drove out east, and made a mandatory stop in Cooperstown, New York to visit the Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum(random trivia: did you know Cooperstown is named after the family of author James Fenimore Cooper? Do you think my baseball-crazy family cared?). We spent the entire day there!

The next year we went west to Colorado where we saw a baseball game (Rockies vs. Cubs who my sister loved at the time) and saw another one in Kansas City en route to home. One summer my parents even decided on a mini-trip to Iowa, with me, to see the Field of Dreams. On yet another side note: gentleman, please answer this question honestly, does that movie make you cry or tear up? I was talking to two guys last week and they admitted it did. I thought that was so unexpected yet understandably awesome.

After my sister and I abandoned family vacations, my parents continued to see games on their travels and returned to Cooperstown in 2001 when Kirby Puckett was inducted into the Hall of Fame.

With such baseball enthusiasm surrounding me, it shouldn’t be too surprising that I know a thing or thousand about it. It has seeped into my brain where it sits waiting to spill out. Is it any surprise that I can explain the infield-fly rule? You should not be surprised, as my friend C was that I could explain to her why it was a big deal when the Yankees played the Cubs a few years ago, thus heading into an intricate thesis on inter-league play. I know what a DH is, and who uses it. I know who the Pride of the Yankees is, and why they were to stinking proud. And my father instructed me over and over as to why Shoeless Joe Jackson, Buck Weaver, and most of the other Black Sox weren’t really guilty and need to be let back into baseball.

Despite attempts on my part to the contrary, I have been fed on America’s favorite pastime. Sometimes, I don’t know what to do with it. It’s not that I want to like it, it’s that I do. Cause you didn’t grow up in Paul and Pat Ricci’s house and not emerge with a little baseball-love.

October 14, 2005

Things I Just LOVE to See While I’m Driving

Filed under: Uncategorized — Cheryl @ 2:02 pm

Driving can be scary. Driving in Chicago can be downright terrifying. Seriously, the use of the horn in the city alone could give a person palpitations. You must be moving the nanosecond that light turns green. You better move as fast as your car can go, speed limit be damned.

Once my friend from college who was living in St. Louis at the time (Hi Linds!) was visiting us. I picked her up from the train station downtown (note: does every city have a “Union” station? Is it because the railroad was called Union-Pacific? Or are the other cities a bunch of copycats to whichever was first?). Anyway, we were waiting at a light and the person up front wasn’t moving. We all honked our horns. Notice the use of the word “we,” I was honking too.

“What, we’re all just going to honk until that person moves?” she asked incredulously.

I turned to her and smiled. “Welcome to Chicago.”

Yet driving in Chicago has made me bold and brave and I feel like I could handle almost anything on the road after these traffic jams, crazy drivers, horns. Still there are some things I don’t ever want to see while I am driving anywhere:

  • From the car ahead of me: The rearview mirror isn’t facing me, it’s been askewed to face the driver as she applies her makeup. Super. Be an inattentive driver and a bad female stereotype all at once. Thanks.
  • From the car ahead of me: I see the shadow of the driver’s head and torso bending over to pick something up off the floor or do God knows what while they are moving. Isn’t it hard to watch the road when you’re looking at the floor?
  • On the street: A homeless person has so much piled onto his cart that he can’t see anything in front of him or to the side. I don’t want to hit a homeless person. I don’t want to hit any person. You can’t do anything about it though, cause those are his/her possessions. Although I have to wonder: why does a homeless person need an ironing board?
  • On the road: Near accidents. Whether or not I am involved, they freak me out. I don’t want to see metal get crunched or people get hurt. I don’t want to be detained as a witness. I don’t want to see flames shoot from the car.
  • On the road: Gaper’s block. I absolutely hate gaper’s block and I am living in the city with one of the worst cases of it that I have ever seen. It amazed me when I first moved here. Traffic will come to an absolute stop for a fender bender. People, there are much more interesting things in this world, in this city, in your car than a fender bender! And if that is the most exciting thing you’ve ever seen, please head directly to the life store to purchase one. In the meantime, MOVE!
  • On the expressway: The tow truck stops in the lane next to the stalled/damaged car thus blocking another lane of traffic. Not necessary!
  • In the parking garages: Eleven dollars for the first half hour! For one hour $25?! Oh, hear come tears. You can decide if they’re from laughter or the loss of my money.

Could I go on? Oh I could go on. But my fingers are cramping up and I need to save my strength. I still need to drive home.

October 13, 2005

The Wonderful Wizard

Filed under: Uncategorized — Cheryl @ 4:30 pm

It wasn’t supposed to be so central to my life. It just sort of happened. I don’t think anyone in my family would have foreseen that The Wizard of Oz would feature so prominently in my life, especially because it happened later in life.

Every year, I would watch The Wizard of Oz on TV. I remember my dad, sister, and me all on our black and white houndstooth couch watching the movie on the big console TV in the living room. We watched the movie and I remember the magical moment where the movie went from black and white to color. As a child, black and white didn’t hold my interest so I never liked the parts in Kansas and couldn’t figure out why Dorothy would want to go back there—it was black and white.

When I was little, I thought that the world used to be in black and white cause I saw the old photographs. My knowledge of photographs were that they looked exactly like their subject. So, I figured if the photo was black and white, the world was black and white. Why would Dorothy go back to the black and white when she could have color?

It wasn’t long until I sort of got sick of the Wizard. It was on every year. Like clockwork. Seeing it regularly sort of lost the magic. In high school we heard the rumors about the hanging person in the background, which we saw and if that isn’t a person I don’t know what it is. But still, the Wizard wasn’t much. Then, I went to college.

When Best Friend and I were getting to know each other, I noticed she had the Pink Floyd album The Dark Side of the Moon. By then, I had heard about the phenomena where you play the album while watching the movie and it’s like a second soundtrack. I told Best Friend and we decided to give it a whirl along with some other new friends. Note: we were not high, drunk, or anything like that. We just rented the movie and followed the instructions: start the CD after the MGM lion’s third roar. Know what? It worked!

Seriously, if you haven’t tried this, and you have a couple hours to spare, it’s kind of fun to look for everything. Maybe it’s more fun when you’re high, who knows? With our little experiment, the Wizard was back in my life.

Someone gave me the movie and the CD for my birthday. I got a hilarious card with adult content centered on the story. I used it for inspiration in my first published piece. I was Dorothy for Halloween last year and will be this year again. Hey you spend $40 on ruby slippers from e-bay and see if you don’t want to use them again.

So I started life with the Wizard, and he resurfaced again. Maybe I wanted him to. Maybe I kept it around because it reminded me of good times in my life—snuggled on the couch with my family, bonding with my new friends in school. Maybe it’s because for all it’s cheesy, sappiness they do have a point—there’s no place like home—and I like that sentiment. Maybe it’s cause I am a kid at heart. Whatever it is, I guess the Wizard is back in my life.

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